Old man: How are you doing?
Me: I'm doing good.
Old man: You should lose weight.
Me: *keeps from letting mouth drop in surprise* I'm working on it. *loads broken down boxes onto the top of the trash can and resists adding 'you stupid old fucker'*
Old man: Good, you'll feel better if you do.
Me: *smiles and heads to the dumpster* You have a good day.
*HEAD DESK* Yeah, that was the topper to my night.
Originally posted here. Feel free to comment there using OpenID if you don't have an account.| comments