I woke up earlier today after having a strange dream where I was attacked by a black panther and I strangled it with my scarf in order to save myself.

The second set of dreams had me doing math quickly in my head at William H. Macy and made him blush after talking about bits of male anatomy. There was also something about aliens secretly running the temp job agency I was employed with in the dream, and I had to stop them because they were trying to steal children and dogs at a carnival or fair.

Speaking of dogs, Taz got into my box of valentine Hershey Kisses yesterday (after one of the cats knocked it to the floor) and ate them all. Then after I fell asleep he did an impersonation of D'Argo from Lava Is a Many Splendored Thing. Those of you familiar with the show, know the scene I'm speaking of. I don't want to describe it out of respect for sensitive stomachs. I'll only say this: my god it was huge.

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