Kaz (kazbaby) wrote,

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Sometimes I like being a bitch

K: Can I use your headphones?
Me: No
K: Why?
Me: Because none of you returns them to me when they say they will or they lose them for days at a time.
K: I always return them!
Me: No, you don't I always have to hunt you down for them. And also I'm just a fat faggot bitch, remember? So I think I'll just keep my faggot earphones for myself. Keep that in mind the next time you want to insult me.
K: *turning beet red* Now you know why we want you gone!
Me: And you just lost any chance of ever using anything of mine.

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