S has some of her friends over for watching movies and for the last couple hours someone (not one of the friends) has been prowling the woods around our place. After hearing something outside, K and some of the older guys have been checking it out (one of the things they heard was a large tree limb cracking as if someone heavy stepped on it).
And all I can think of is this: YOU DON'T GO INVESTIGATE THE WEIRD SCARY NOISE IN THE WOODS (unless you have an uzi and a chainsaw).
eta: Noises stopped and no one was dismembered. Still people... adhere to the rulez plz.