give me that paper bag

Because I just opened my email and saw my Farscape Ficathon assignment and I need something to breath into. Oh shit! My brain started running a 80 mph, trying to put something together. All I can say is...I'm screwed.

*takes a deep breath* Okay, better. I can think of something soon. I got a month to write this. 1000 words shouldn't be hard..right?