Spoilers: Season one
Disclaimer: Not mine. If it was, we'd have a Farscape channel.
Flowers littered the floor, the consoles, and adorned Aeryn's hair. The smiles on her face couldn't be held back as she watched John and D'Argo fidget nervously in the far corner. The men whispered, going over last minute details to make sure everything had been taken care of for the ceremony.
Entering the room, Rygel hovered to the large table and cleared his throat. "Are you ready yet? I have more important things to do."
Aeryn reached over and grabbed his ear. "You will not ruin their wedding. Do you understand?" Her voice was quiet, but the threat of physical pain was unmistakable.
"Fine. Just let's get on with it."
D'Argo moved and rigidly stood on the other side of the table, hands at his sides and fingers clenched tightly. "You can tell her we're ready, Pilot."
Pilot nodded, and turned his eyes to the door as the bride entered. Her step was slow and keeping pace as John began to hum here comes the bride.
Everyone turned and watched as D'Argo's love walked through the room and finally came to a stop next to D'Argo. The joy each person felt over the consummation of their union filled the room and was reflected on the smiles on each persons face.
Clearing his throat, Rygel began, "Today, we are here to join Ka D'Argo and Staanz in wedded bliss...
**note: did i forget to mention that it's crackfic? :D