Kaz (kazbaby) wrote,

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Touch my coffee and I will shank your ass

One of the neighbor guys likes to come over to mom's and bogart the last of her coffee. Every. Fucking. Day. I've told him to stop. She's told him to stop. She gave him a fucking coffee pot she doesn't use any longer so he'd stop coming over and getting the last cup.

He just walked in with a cup and instantly went toward the coffee pot and I told him to leave it the fuck alone. He thought I was joking until I got between him and the coffee pot and said leave it alone or I will knock the fuck out of you.

Asshat left with an empty cup.
Tags: personal

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