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31 March 2009 @ 04:25 pm
Touch my coffee and I will shank your ass  
One of the neighbor guys likes to come over to mom's and bogart the last of her coffee. Every. Fucking. Day. I've told him to stop. She's told him to stop. She gave him a fucking coffee pot she doesn't use any longer so he'd stop coming over and getting the last cup.

He just walked in with a cup and instantly went toward the coffee pot and I told him to leave it the fuck alone. He thought I was joking until I got between him and the coffee pot and said leave it alone or I will knock the fuck out of you.

Asshat left with an empty cup.
moodswing: annoyedannoyed
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Kaz: Not Happy (John)kazbaby on March 31st, 2009 05:55 pm (UTC)
Oh I am not nice when the caffeine is in jeopardy. ;)

lemonbombs: rock starlem0nb0mbs on March 31st, 2009 09:53 pm (UTC)
You are a person who truely knows what is important in this world.

*raises cup in solidarity*
Kaz: Good Drugs (John)kazbaby on March 31st, 2009 11:29 pm (UTC)
sarisia on April 1st, 2009 09:04 am (UTC)
Going after someone else's coffee -- does anyone really do that without the fear of death crawling up their spine?
I'm an Honorary Canadian. I have proof!camshaft22 on April 8th, 2009 05:53 am (UTC)
You are my hero.