Which so works for me, so we've decided this is the background for her most awesome, wonderful, kick-fucking-ass story Too True to Say Goodbye To You (which was written for ME and I love in such a way that I'm sure is illegal in three states).
"And why would I do that?"
"For one, it's the end of day, and two it's sort of hard to demonstrate your wardrobe *here*."
"Oh, don't be *dense*," Daniel says. "And if you don't move your ass, I'm going to invite Teal'c along to help."