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14 September 2008 @ 11:14 pm
SG-1 Fic: Discovering Mitchell's Happy Place  
Author's Note: Written sort of on the fly for "Five things that a member of SG-1 found in Mitchell's porn stash" over at sg1_five_things here while back but now has beta beautification thanks to ivorygates. Any mistakes are my own and all feedback is welcomed and appreciated greatly.
Characters: Team, Cam/Daniel, Cam/Teal'c
Spoilers: None
Rated: R
Disclaimer: Not making a dime off these guys. Just taking them out for a spin.






Five things that a member of SG-1 found in ‎Mitchell's porn stash.


‎1.‎ A group photo of SG-1, not too long after they'd started stepping through the gate ‎as a team. Daniel's bangs still flopped over his eyes, but you could tell by looking at it ‎that he'd just run his fingers through his hair to push it back moments before. Sam stood ‎next to Daniel, trying her best for relaxed with her hands gripping the P-90, but all that ‎she managed to do was let anyone who saw the picture know that she was all business, ‎capable of throwing down with the best of them and was holding back long enough for ‎the photo to be taken. Teal'c was…was Teal'c. Never a man of many words, but they ‎weren't needed when you could see his heart so clearly captured as it was at that ‎moment. O'Neill's cap blocked the sun from his eyes, but you could see enough of his ‎face to see that the smile he wore was much more than a pose for the camera; it was ‎the look of man in his element, with those he trusted with more than just his life. It was ‎also pride, not in himself but in the people, his team and family, that surrounded him.‎


‎2.‎ A tape of Teal'c and himself in the training room. From the look of the neatly ‎typed date and time sticker along the side, the tape had been procured from security. ‎After Daniel and Carter watched for several minutes (it wasn't like they had anything ‎better to do), they were both staring at the screen; mouths hanging open in shock. Sam ‎absently toying with the collar of her shirt; face flushed, Daniel's hand reaching discretely ‎for his crotch and readjusting himself. ‎

They've just reached the point in the video where Cam submits to Teal'c, panting the ‎words out with each stroke of the large hand down his pants and calling him ‎‎Master Teal'c, when the rest of their team returns with the groceries for Daniel's ‎birthday party. Both men stop dead in their tracks to stare at the image of them playing ‎out on Cam's large screen TV. Daniel drops the remote control in his haste to turn the ‎television off and scrambles to pick the remote up. When the screen goes blank, Sam ‎protests with a loud, "Hey…" and smacks at him to grab the remote from him before ‎noticing they have company. ‎

Arms loaded with bags, Cam and Teal'c look at each other a moment before Cam grins ‎widely. "I told you they'd like it." Teal'c nods in agreement before looking at the two ‎people blushing and gaping in astonishment. "Colonel Mitchell has made copies to take ‎home with you if that is your desire."‎

Daniel turns the television back on. "Happy birthday to me…" Sam jumps up and ‎demands, "Fork it over."‎

‎3.‎ Several photos of fighter planes. Nestled in the middle is one of the first F-‎‎302s. ‎

‎4.‎ A home movie of Daniel kneeling between Cam's legs as he swallows him all the ‎way down. ‎

‎5.‎ Print-outs from of a variety of toy selections ranging from fleece-lined leather ‎cuffs to anal plugs and floggers. Each item appears to be of the finest ‎quality. They all agreed that Cam has good taste in fetish gear. Each person ‎memorizes a different product number for their own shopping carts. ‎

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Kaz: Warrior Spirit (Cam/Teal'c)kazbaby on September 14th, 2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
If they do, Cam and Teal'c will realize what their next career is after the badguys are all gone. They'll make billions. Religions will be formed in their honor with shrines dedicated to them in every major city on the planet. (and ba'al will realize that he went about things all wrong and the true way to get people to worship him as a god was PORN.)

*innocent*
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Kaz: Lips & Tongue (John)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 12:17 am (UTC)
*snicker*

I can see you shaking in your shorts.

And I bet he lists his best attributes being his arms.
Ash: Michael kiss heredvshipper on September 14th, 2008 11:37 pm (UTC)
Oh I love it when a writer mixes HOT and humor. Hmmmmm, home movie of Daniel and Cam. Wonder what the story is behind that. *hint hint*
Kaz: Nice Ass (Cameron/Daniel)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 12:14 am (UTC)
*curtsies* Glad it worked for you. Thanks!

Wonder what the story is behind that.

So do I. The boys ain't spillin'.
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Kaz: Secret Lovers (Cam/Daniel)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 03:34 pm (UTC)
I'm sure Cam did. ;)

*snerk*

Oh god, I can so see Sam doing that.
Thanks!
ninja007ninja007 on September 15th, 2008 12:46 am (UTC)
Oh Kaz. I really liked this one. Well done!
Kaz: Hand Porn (John)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 03:35 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
earp_girl on September 15th, 2008 08:14 am (UTC)
mark me up for a copy of THAT video. oh yessir
Kaz: Brothers in Arms (Teal'c/Cameron)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 03:32 pm (UTC)
*giggle* I'm sure that it'd get lots of viewing time too. Thanks for reading.
Minx, (n.) a pert girl, (adj.) saucy; impudent_minxy_ on September 15th, 2008 03:24 pm (UTC)
"Happy birthday to me..."

You can say that again.
Kaz: Hug (Cam/Teal'c)kazbaby on September 15th, 2008 03:37 pm (UTC)
Hee! I take it that you approve of Daniel's gift then?

That is one gift that keeps on giving. :D
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Kaz: Team (SG-1)kazbaby on September 20th, 2008 07:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you!
Advection: mitchell by pax89advection on September 22nd, 2008 12:33 am (UTC)
Missed this at the comm, very glad to find it through the Debrief. #2 is most awesome, and I totally believe all the others, especially #3. :-)
Kaz: Alt Cameronkazbaby on October 1st, 2008 03:58 pm (UTC)
Thank you!

(sorry about the delay in responding, my brain has been eaten by ficathons. *blush*)
Advectionadvection on October 2nd, 2008 02:07 pm (UTC)
No apologies ever necessary! I'm so behind on so many comments ... and imo there's never a time limit on fb or replies.

Yay for ficathonning!