T: What are you doing?
T: So nothing important.
Me: It's very fucking important right now since I have one guy with his dick in another guy's ass while that guy fucking their girl and I think someone will pull something (and not in the Whoohoo!Fun! way) if I make them wait around.
T: You're a sick bitch.
Me: You're point?
They have to be watching me over here somehow because T's and our mom's timing is freaking impeccable.