Go now.. RUN and read ivorygates' snippet to Angels In The Electric Chair (SG-1 AU/FARSCAPE AU; DANI/CHIANA; NC-17, FEMSLASH, NSFW).
Not only is it hot and sexy and HOT it's written so damn exquisitely. Oh and did I mention that it was fucking hot? As I said in my comment to her: Best femslash I've ever fucking read in my life.
What are you still doing here reading my damn post.. GO READ!
(and tell her that breaking her rules is a damn good thing!)