Ladies and Gentlemen please remind me never to play poker because I was ready to fold after about five minutes into my little "joke".
To make up for my blasphemy... PICSPAM!
Zombie Killin' Machine!
two continuum pics (slight spoilers) *not going to make jokes about Cam getting dressed after Daniel and Teal'c have had their way with him*
Because he's BEN-freakin-Browder!