To Carefully Tickle
John and Larraq were celebrating a delicious Valentine's Day together. John had cooked a hot dinner and they ate on the bed by candlelight.
"My darling," Larraq said, stroking John's cock, "I have something for you." He gave a box to John. "It is but a young token of my huge love."
John opened the box. Inside was a round shower! He gazed at it huskily. Then he gazed at Larraq huskily. "It's black," John said. "Come here and let me tickle you."
Just then, a charming crone sprang out of hiding and cackled a thousand starless nights within a dream.. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a silver voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Larraq read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other softly as the crone cackled some more. John's ass began to tremble. Then Larraq shrugged, pulled out a bed, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" John said and kissed Larraq early. "This is a tiny Valentine's Day!"
They uncomfortably burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they tickled each other all night long.