Kaz (kazbaby) wrote,
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Jabberwacky: So many problems yet none at all.

User: Pretty intricate, isn't it?

Jabberwacky: Ma armastan sind kohutavalt!

User: Gazuntite.

Jabberwacky: Very good men.

User: And your point is?

Jabberwacky: I have no point.

User: Well then, neither do I.

Jabberwacky: Not even the wombat?

User: No, not even the wombat.

Jabberwacky: Well 'Mr' is right,.

User: No it's not.

Jabberwacky: Ok, then it's not.

User: You're very easy to change your mind.

Jabberwacky: No i'm not. Im easy on the nose.

User: Not from where I'm standing.

Jabberwacky: You're not from planet Spaceball?

User: How did you guess?

Jabberwacky: So you cannot kiss anyone.

User: Oh, yes I can.

Jabberwacky: Can what?

User: Kiss anyone.

Jabberwacky: Can we?

User: No.

Jabberwacky: You don't love me then?

User: You know I do.

Jabberwacky: Oh could you please sing me some Prince.

User: Would you like Purple Rain?

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: I don't know the words.

Jabberwacky: They were very simple.

User: I do have Kool-aid instead.

Jabberwacky: What are your jobs?

User: That is classified information. If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Jabberwacky: Not if I see you coming.

User: I'm a ninja, you wouldn't see me.

Jabberwacky: Why wouldn't I survive heaven?

User: Because I'm hell on wheels.

Jabberwacky: That just plain didn't make sense at all.

User: You have to think like me to understand it.

Jabberwacky: I know. And you are not me.

User: That's a good thing.

Jabberwacky: It's a good thing? I don't understand. Please explain.

User: If I was you, then I couldn't be me. Now could I?

Jabberwacky: Minkas are monkeys and they can't buy alcohol.

User: That is also a good thing. You ever see a drunk monkey? No social manners at all.

Jabberwacky: Yes I live there.

User: Live where?

Jabberwacky: I live in Europe.

User: Well that narrows it down to several thousand miles.

Jabberwacky: You exist on the internet, correct?

User: No, I live on another plain of existence.

Jabberwacky: An island?

User: Nope.

Jabberwacky: How would you know?

User: Because I can see out my window, and there is no water.

Jabberwacky: I can remember what I said, which is more than I can say about you.

User: I can remember what I said, just not when I said it.

Jabberwacky: I can't remember very much. Am I stupid?

User: Stupid is only in the mind of the beholder.

Jabberwacky: Stupid is as stupid does.

User: How did I know that you were going to say that?

Jabberwacky: I don't know.

User: I'm psychic.

Jabberwacky: What is the biggest city in jordan?

User: I don't know that. I'm not a freaking road atlas.

Jabberwacky: Yes you are.

User: Nope.

Jabberwacky: Who is your master?

User: Me.

Jabberwacky: Who are you?

User: I am me. Who are you?

Jabberwacky: I'm me. Who are you?

User: Pudding tang, ask me again and I'll tell you the same.

Jabberwacky: What do you think of America?

User: It's big, and has lots of people and cars.

Jabberwacky: I don't have to be told. I already know who they were.

User: Then why ask?

Jabberwacky: I didn't ask anything.

User: Yes, you did.

Jabberwacky: No, I just answered your question, twice actually.

User: No, you didn't.

Jabberwacky: You can figure it out.

User: I already have.

Jabberwacky: You already have what?

User: Figured it out.

Jabberwacky: What did you figure out?

User: That you don't like to answer questions that you ask of others.

Jabberwacky: I didn't say that but I think you can be a odd.

User: Now why do you say that?

Jabberwacky: Because of the time displacement paradox.

User: I thought so. I have that effect on things.

Jabberwacky: You are cute.

User: I know.

Jabberwacky: Alone I am just lonely.

User: Everyone is.

Jabberwacky: Are they?

User: Yes.

Jabberwacky: Yes. Why?

User: Because each person is eternally seeking that which comforts them, but can never truly find it.

Jabberwacky: I know, you are making it be boring.

User: How would you like for me to make it more exciting?

Jabberwacky: It would be nice, but I've got no questions beyond 'Can I have a curry please?'

User: That's too bad.

Jabberwacky: I am sick right now.

Went crazy in Best Buy today. Went in for In the Mouth of Madness. Came out with it, Time Bandits, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Momento. Almost bought The Order, mostly because of Heath Ledger, but I'm not sure if it's a good movie or not. I wasn't willing to put down $24 on movie I'm not sure of.

But I just finished Time Bandits, I loved that movie as a kid. It's actually kind of complex for a kid's movie when you look at it. I alway liked the ending with the Supreme Being coming out like a old man with a suit and tie.

I wonder if that was kind of the basis for Einstein in UR. Yes, I know I need help. I see Farscape in everything.

There was an extra song I didn't know about at the end of the UK version of RHPS called Superheros. I really liked that one. I wonder why the cut it out of the US version. My mom saw that movie and she just rolled her eyes. I love her reaction to stuff like that.*g*
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