My cousin Jamie Sue has come down to Florida from Missouri to help take care of my dad beause he is obviously not taking care of himself the way he needs. Plus he's been blitzed on Jim Beam since my uncle passed away so it's he's been nuttier than 'usual'. Considering his nutbar scale is usually tipping at 11...that's... I have no words.
Anyway, mom said that Jamie Sue freaked when she saw H and S, particularly S since she's the spitting image of my sister. It happens a lot. People who know that Tina died years ago and then seeing S now. The only difference in their looks is that S has died her hair Auburn and Tina was a blond when she passed.
Bro was pulled over for a DUI, he blew a 1."something" after the funeral. Stupid ass. He only had to pay one last payment on his probation and he could have been released from it early after it was paid. We don't know if this will fall in the three strikes rule or what since it was his first DUI. T was so stupid to drink at our second cousins place after the funeral, but Patton funerals (or any get-together) involve vast amounts of food and alcohol. It's hard not to pick one up out of habit.
S has a boyfriend. I don't like it cause the girl is too pretty and has the most gorgeous green eyes. Mom doesn't like it too, but she's not going to be completely totalitarian when it comes to dating. Personally I'd lock the girl away until she was 30. But that's because mom didn't put down her foot with Tina and my sister was pregnant at 15. I have a bad feeling history is going to repeat itself. At least mom did tell the boy, in front of his mother, if you're just dating S to get in her pants...I will hurt you so badly you'll never want to try it again. The boy looked at his mother and her answer was: You better be listening.
*snicker* And trust me when my mom threatens you - you quake in your boots. Mom reminds me a bit of Aeryn Sun in that way. :D