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14 April 2007 @ 07:52 pm
Fic: Butt-Joke  
Author's Notes: Uh, this just kind of hit out of boredom after battling insane grocery shoppers. I needed a laugh and for some reason this came out. I think this is only the second time I've tried dialog only fic. No beta's were harmed in the writing of this, so any mistakes are my own. All feedback is welcome.
Rating: PG-13 (earth slang)
Setting: Let's just go with somewhere in season 3.
Disclaimer: Not mine. If it was, we'd have a Farscape channel.


“So a Banik and a Sebacean walk into a bar – stop me if you’ve heard this one.”

“What kind of Sebacean?”

“Kind? There is no ‘kind’, only male and female.”

“That’s what I meant, what was it?”

“A male, now can I tell the joke?”

“Sure, sure, it’s your dollar.”



“Go on, I won’t stop you.”

“A male Banik and a male Sebacean walk into a bar…”

“I’m happy now, but what kind of bar?”


“A bar of ill-repute.”

“Ooooh, a kitty-cat club, I like those.”

“A what?!”

“A titty bar, strip joint, juke-joint, champagne room, gentlemen's club.”


“Never mind - a bar of ill-repute. I’ll be quiet now.”

“Take your frelling coin, your drink, your friend and get the hezmana out of here. I don’t need the likes of you interrupting me continuously!”

“Come on, Stark, some people just can’t take a joke.”
moodswing: sillysilly
tarzanic on April 15th, 2007 04:46 am (UTC)

As an aside, what is it with grocery shoppers? We had some real winners tonight at Walmart. Along with totally cool people, but yes, winners.
Kaz: didn't just piss us off - SG-1kazbaby on April 17th, 2007 04:11 am (UTC)
Glad I could get that out of you wit this goofy thing. *bg*

As an aside, what is it with grocery shoppers?

I have no idea. I usually do my shopping on Tuesday or Wednesday afternoons to do my shopping to avoid the nuts. Unfortunately this week I was too sick to do it and was stuck with Sunday since there were some necessities we needed too badly that couldn't wait until my regular time.

We had some real winners tonight at Walmart.

I'm not the least bit surprised since I worked at there for about five months a few years ago.
Liza: Laugh away the painlizamanynames on August 30th, 2008 12:44 am (UTC)
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!! How did I miss this? Oh god, this was priceless!!!