9x02 - Avalon Pt 2
AUDIENCE: What is she, a cheerleader?
WRITERS: We tried, but the costume department was balking over making leather pom-poms on short notice.
COSTUME DEPARTMENT: It wasn't that at all. We expressed concerns over what Sci Fi's censors would think about a woman clad in a leather cheerleader outfit with leather flails in her hands.
SCI FI CENSORS: We think it's a *great* idea!
YOUNG MALES (AND MORE THAN A FEW FEMALES) IN THE AUDIENCE: We so totally agree.
BDSMERS: You learn well, young padawans.
9x03 - Origin
VALA: I still don't get why the Ori just don't do it themselves. They're supposed to be gods. Aren't gods all seeing, all knowing, all-powerful?
DANIEL: Well, the universe is infinite, remember? Apparently, that's a lot to keep track of.
AUDIENCE: Oh, yeah, just keeping up with all of the TV shows would take a lot of time. The soap operas alone would be a massive job.
TIVO FANS: Did the Ori invent Tivo? If so, then hallowed be the Ori, baby.
ETA: I really can't wait until these guys get to Stronghold.