Kaz (kazbaby) wrote,
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*snicker* A fun way to get ready for SG1/SGA premieres tonight.

All new Breadbox Editions!

9x02 - Avalon Pt 2

VALA: Yeah!

AUDIENCE: What is she, a cheerleader?

WRITERS: We tried, but the costume department was balking over making leather pom-poms on short notice.

COSTUME DEPARTMENT: It wasn't that at all. We expressed concerns over what Sci Fi's censors would think about a woman clad in a leather cheerleader outfit with leather flails in her hands.

SCI FI CENSORS: We think it's a *great* idea!

YOUNG MALES (AND MORE THAN A FEW FEMALES) IN THE AUDIENCE: We so totally agree.

BDSMERS: You learn well, young padawans.

9x03 - Origin

VALA: I still don't get why the Ori just don't do it themselves. They're supposed to be gods. Aren't gods all seeing, all knowing, all-powerful?

DANIEL: Well, the universe is infinite, remember? Apparently, that's a lot to keep track of.

AUDIENCE: Oh, yeah, just keeping up with all of the TV shows would take a lot of time. The soap operas alone would be a massive job.

TIVO FANS: Did the Ori invent Tivo? If so, then hallowed be the Ori, baby.


ETA: I really can't wait until these guys get to Stronghold.
Tags: ha_ha, sg1
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