April 10th, 2011

Job to fuck with you (Jack)

Piece of Advice

If you're wearing high heels and you suddenly get stuck in a parallel dimension, especially one where you're out in a forest. Here is are choices of what you do:

1. Break off the heel.
2. Go barefoot but I don't seriously recommend this option because rocks and sticks on bare feet = ouch!
3. Find the first dead mofo whose shoe size is equal or bigger than your own and steal his shoes.

I'd personally go with a choice of 1 & 2, first break off the heel then change shoes as soon as I find someone I can swipe their shoes. Of course, I wouldn't be caught dead wearing high heels so I don't think this would be a real problem for me. :D

eta: note to self... proofread posts dammit.

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