The Taste of Insanity is Butter-Flavored

These things make me smile:

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Hopefully they'll make you smile too.

the spawn wouldn't listen to me about going home since it's bedtime for these kids and after i finally got them out of the house, they decided to fuck around outside instead of heading next door... so i sent mom a text message through my email (since (big)A decided to lose my cellphone charger on their trip to Tennessee): 'mom your children are still running around outside like a bunch of banshees'. i just heard mom do the 'cattle call': get your asses in here, it's time for bed!

*cackles with mad glee* first thing that's gone right today.