March 27th, 2007

Angel (John)

Fork it over guys.

All you folks getting rain...quit bogartin' and share some with us poor bastards in Florida? huh? come on....Please?

I swear I'm the only person on the planet that sunshine has the opposite effect on. The worse part is the chipper super happy weather men that say: It's only March and we're already at almost 90 degrees every day with sun beating down and drying out things and possibly sparking a wild fire and destroying lives... Isn't it great to be here in Florida?!?!

*puts a gun to temple*