December 1st, 2003

Angel (John) not walk

Evil!John has arrived over at halcyon_shift's. She started an Evil!John fic for me here while back Summer Holiday, well...She just finished the sequel, and it is so goddamn balls to the wall it is unbelieveable!! I was totally sucked into this story and well to be honest...I'm off to read Summer Holiday 2 again. *BG* Now this..this was a prezzie..LOL

And to everyone that sent me cards and wished me happy birthday..THANK YOU!!! *blows kisses*

ETA: I was so excited over this story that I forgot to mention that my brother, sis-in-law and Dad showed up last night and wished me a happy b-day. My brother (I'm still in shock over this) gave me a hug. My brother isn't the hug type..LOL

Your familiar is a bird...any bird. You decide. You
like to soar away from everything, and get lost
in your own thoughts. You should be like your
familiar and land every once in awhile though!

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Things NOT to say when you see Return of the King

Someone pointed me to this on FMD:

1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where the hell is Harry Potter?"

2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."

3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time
someone says: "The Ring."

4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.

5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.

6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."

7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your
lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"

8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off
someone's finger and fall down the stairs.

9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep"
Monty Python style.

10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"

11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"

12. Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.

13. During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"

14. Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.

15. Start an Orc sing-a-long.

16. Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.

17. When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"

18. Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.

19. Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the
Shelob scene.

20. Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of

21. When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlotte's really let
herself go!"
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