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All week long I've been bitching because my cable has been fuzzy and I couldn't make out what was happening on tv. Especially Sci-Fi channel.

Turns out I'm a complete and utter dumbass: My DVD player was on this whole time.

*facepalm*

It has no ON indicator, so I didn't realize it. So I missed the last few nights of The 4400 and BSG for nothing.