Kaz (kazbaby) wrote,
Kaz
kazbaby

I got this from PhiPhi just now and it tickled me to death. So, I'm sharing it here. *g*

I am sick and tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound so goodie goodie, but never actually come close to reality! Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to what I think true friendship is all about:

1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused - I will use little words.

7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath; I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are my friend.

Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move the body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

ETA: You've got to see this video by Angel of Moya. It's really damn cool.

The music is #1 Crush by Garbage, but the video is titled 'I would die for you.'.
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